ISSUES WITH TODAY'S MEN: True or false?

Please be sincere on this one. *Winks*

True or false?

ISSUES WITH TODAY'S MEN.....
-You find a handsome one, the brain is
empty.
-You find a brilliant one, he looks too serious.
-You find an upgraded one, he's always after flashy things.
-You find a rich one, he's disrespectful.
-You find a hard-working one, he never has time.
-You find a serious one, His EX keeps
calling.

-You find a humble one, he is broke.
-You find a responsible one, he's not even romantic.
-You find a cultured one, he refuses to embrace civilization.
-You find a simple one, he never takes you serious.
-You find an educated one, he feels he's always right.
-You find an illiterate one, he always gets angry whenever you correct him.
-You find a devoted one, he seeks opinions of his religious leaders each time you have an issue.
-You find a short one, he hardly gets over issues.
-You find a smart one, he lies every time.